What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 04:06
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Where do high school kids get weed from?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?